The difference between men and women.... now you know.
THE FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I Pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I Pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh!!! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind???"
I Pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend. Amen.
THE MALE PRAYER
I Pray For a Deaf-Mute Nymphomaniac
With Huge Boobs
Who Owns a Liquor Store
and a Fishing Boat.
This Doesn't Rhyme and I Don't Give a Shit. Amen.
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I Pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I Pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh!!! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind???"
I Pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend. Amen.
THE MALE PRAYER
I Pray For a Deaf-Mute Nymphomaniac
With Huge Boobs
Who Owns a Liquor Store
and a Fishing Boat.
This Doesn't Rhyme and I Don't Give a Shit. Amen.
PMP! I love this one. And am going to steal it. (Don't worry. I'll send you some linkey love.)
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Willow |
12:59 AM